The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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