"it" just moved
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
