shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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