whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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