super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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