we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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