well most of my day revolves around power hour
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
