we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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