I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
