i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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