accomplished twins. life is a go
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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