Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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