Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
This baby is an asshole
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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