There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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