I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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