Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
We are two peas in an std pod
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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