It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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