So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She needs sedatives and a leash
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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