I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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