How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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