Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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