Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Dicks are not precious.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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