just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Randomize
