I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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