I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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