But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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