If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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