Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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