Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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