absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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