Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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