So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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