He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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