How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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