He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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