she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's just like the Real World with babies
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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