Sry I called you an 8
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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