can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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