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(415): View more from California

I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone

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(347): View more from New York

last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

There is too much vodka and too much dick.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.

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