You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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