i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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