the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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