This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
You did what with his pubic hair?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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