He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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