69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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