I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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