He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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