yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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