Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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