In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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